Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

An emergency exit is not just a door. The customers and employees are supposed to get out the same way they get in through the front door or an employee entrance. The emergency exits in the screening room are emergency exits and in any normally run establishment they are rigged to set the alarm off when opened.

Don’t ever play “guess my weight” at the carnival.

I’m with you completely. The theatre wasn’t at fault, but the plaintiffs weren’t being frivolous or malicious... They believed in what they were doing. These are normal, grieving people with normal bank accounts, and for a hugely profitable corporation to have them forced to pay those legal fees isn’t just cruel and…

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

What odd accent? I’m not a huge fan of Jolie, but her accent seems perfectly normal.

Bobby, that list... you’re good. You’re so very good :)

Don’t go looking for meaning by connecting it in any way with his wife. The reality is that this self-destructive behavior is clearly what gets him off—he was doing this when he was one of the most visible Democratic members of congress; he was doing it when he was running for mayor; he’s doing it now that he’s got…

I think it’s because he’s egomaniacal and vainglorious, and Huma doean’t spend enough time feeding his ego. Not that she should, mind you. Girl’s got her own life and career to handle and I applaud her for choosing to put her own (and likely her child’s) needs above her husband’s needs for constant fawning over his…

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

“MOMMY’S COMING!”

Just arrange a couple of ‘mommy-daddy wrestling matches a la 50 Shades’ when they pop in. They’ll be so traumatized they’ll never step foot in your room again.

And fuck that ‘just knock’ tripe. I don’t want to have a conversation while shitting in public. I want you to realize the stall is occupied without having to verbally tell you, hence the locked door.

Your comment made me cry more than the video did. I don’t know why or how, but it did. You just put it into words so well.

The real twist is that Elon just wanted to meet Amber to get closer to Johnny. Rawr.

I hope I wasn’t supposed to throw you a garden party...

We had some dinner guests on Monday and I was about to drop a Simpsons reference on them when I realized that the episode I was about to reference came out before either of our guests was born.

fun fact:

For reals. Currently incubating a tiny human boy and this is a huge concern for me, especially as a rape survivor. Also, in terms of girls needing to protect themselves, while this is entirely true, no one ever expects to be a victim . From experience, I can tell you that becoming a “victim” is difficult for anyone…