And also, either “where his body was found,” or “where he was found dead of starvation.”

It’s true ~ John threw away his own life, and the lives of Carolyn and Lauren Bessette, because he refused to consider that anything bad could happen to him, or that perhaps he shouldn’t be flying a plane that was more than he was trained to handle, with a broken foot, at dusk, in limited visibility over open water.…

I just watched the clip and honestly, for as hideously unattractive as Jared Kushner is in photos, that’s nothing compared to how repulsive he is when he opens his mouth and speaks. I literally gasped and had to close out the video window. 

Hahaha but a clever one!

Is TomBeth too on the nose?

Wait ~ what? How’d Andrew get dragged into this??

Why is it racist to ask which parent the baby resembles? That’s a totally normal, if perhaps premature, question!

Mountbatten is Prince Philip’s surname, and as a compromise, since Princess Elizabeth, the future Monarch, couldn’t take her husband’s name upon marriage, they settled upon the hybrid Mountbatten-Windsor. Very forward thinking, those early hyphenators!

Yep!

Queen Elizabeth amended the Letters Patent issued by George V when Kate was pregnant with George. The amended rules ensured both that William & Kate’s children would be HRH’s and styled Prince/Princess, and that their firstborn would be the heir, whether the baby was a male or a female. William & Kate didn’t know…

That’s a very gracious response to a rather snarky comment. ;)

I don’t care how elaborately detailed a twitter thread someone posts; I still think this affair stuff is complete bollocks. The Cambridges & “Chumleys” aren’t best friends, for starters. That aside, watch Kate & William when they’re together, and tell me if they look like a couple who’s faking it, or going through the…

Short-haired, clean shaven Kit Harrington reminds me of Jon Lovett. That is all.

I also have a 500e, and I love that car beyond reason. It’s so much fun to drive, I can zip in and out of traffic, and it can get into tiny parking spots that bigger cars don’t have a prayer of fitting into. I’m lucky that my kids are older, so I don’t need to worry about driving carpool, and I have access to a larger…

No; that is not what they’re “mad about.” Residents are “mad” because stupid tourists are trampling the flowers they supposedly love so much, creating traffic havoc, and driving/walking in unsafe ways.

It looks like one or more stupid idiots sat their fat asses right down in the middle of those flowers. But hey ~ as long as they got their goddamned photo, right?!? Grrrrr.

I KNOW Diet Coke is terrible for me, but every once in a while there’s nothing so satisfying as popping that pull tab and taking a swig of biting, fizzy, caffeine-laden, icy cold goodness. I’ll take my chances, thanks.

Both.

You are not alone.

How many times do we think he practiced that fence leap?