God, what a collection of smarmy, self-satisfied, punchable faces. 😡

Oh, but people insist. They fucking INSIST.

“Happiest day of my life yesterday getting this big-ass rock.”

She went so dramatically off the rails that it feels like there was a precipitating event. Being raped by that pig seems to fit the bill.

I wonder if being raped by Harvey Weinstein had anything to do with her drug addiction...

True, true. :)

I’m just flabbergasted that people watch tv during the day. Aren’t there so many other things to do??

My first thought!

I’ve dreamed many times that I sold my house and moved to a place I thought I was super excited about, but when I moved in I realized it was a huge mistake and I desperately wanted to be back in my old house. I spend the rest of the dream sobbing inconsolably and wailing to everyone that I just want my house back. I…

I can’t imagine having enough free hours in my life to create this, but it was brilliant. :)

That story was well written, but I think it was creative writing rather than personal experience. I thought the ending would have been much more powerful if it had been a human hand seen holding the note to the window instead of spindly alien fingers.

I didn’t notice any of that, but I did shove my laptop away from me and whisper-scream, “What the fuck?!?” when I came to the end. So, job done. ;)

These guys were most definitely NOT what they said, and I think that by listening to your gut you absolutely saved yourself from something terrible. We need to have acute situational awareness at all times, and never, ever ignore those clear messages our gut sends us. They’re life-savers, literally.

My thought exactly. I don’t want these things to be real, so I’ll gladly take the sleep paralysis explanation, but it sure covers a conveniently large amount of territory.

This story literally gave me shivers, and it rings true to, unlike so many of the awesome (but clearly fictional) stories posted this time of year. Holy shit, guardian angel Hester!

I laughed so hard, but when I tried to star you, stupid Kinja took away a star. Sorry about that!

Stupid Kinja seems to be in star-deleting mode right now 😡

Great post about a wonderful movie, Kelly! You might want to change the pronoun in the second to last sentence from “he” to “she,” ie “she dies...” Bit confusing otherwise. ;)

I support you on this. I decided not to pursue my post-college desire to go into Environmental Law because I knew law school would drive me out of my ever-lovin mind, but I know a lot of good people who are lawyers. The jokes do get old.

Actually, the mint flavor in most toothpastes is wintergreen or spearmint. Peppermint would be too sickly-sweet and candy cane’ish. Get your facts straight, Megyn!