Hells yes!

Fantastic! I've always wanted a Mini, but the one thing I've never liked about the normal Mini is that you can put things in it.

A hoax?

The quiet hybrid powertrain makes it perfect for drive-bys

Sick, man! This man van will be the perfect mansportation for me and my best mans when we go on man dates to pick out furniture for the man cave. That leather should be good on the ol' man hides after a day at the man-spa and a man-icure.

Oh man, that's awesome

Too subtle?

Considering he was doing 75, he had a five second window to take that picture before the trip meter changed.

I've been meaning to get around to getting an iPhone. My trusty RAZR is working, but its old.

Are they still making the Pontiac Vibe?

Mark Steyn? Seriously? Can't they just leave Rush Limbaugh's seat empty for a day (or indefinitely)? He could do with losing the extra 200 lbs.

Bread knife

Forget Chevy Running Deep, this was deeper.

@Rexter: Dude, I can't believe you didn't scroll down three inches to see someone posted this exact video before saying "Can't believe nobody posted this yet"

Robarts Library

Definitely the first thing I thought of.

Protip: mute the video on the left, crank it up on the right

I don't know why the police in the US need that thing. What I do know is that there's a better soundtrack for that video.

Looks like someone who couldn't get his license is tired of taking the midnight train to Georgia.

Oversteer my pogača.