Because roller coaster = fun/laughter = evil demon ride?

Except that those studies seem to be reinforcing the obvious.

This is exactly my type of fantasy.

All the squees!

I’ve only tried it once, at a Vueve Cliquot tasting event. It really did bring out the fancy bitch in me.

Oh the Blanc de Noirs is the best. I love me some Gloria Ferrer bubbly.

Me watching this clip

Russian Standard is my go-to vodka. As good as Grey Goose, the cost of shitty ass Smirnoff. I haven’t found it anywhere since moving to South Carolina, though.

I feel the same way about Southern Charm. I live in Charleston, so... Watching the show you’d think there were no Black people here although it’s something like 50%. I also lived in Orange County, CA, and can attest that those ladies on RHOC are ALL representative of that place.

God damn, there are some evil people in the world. Holy shit, that must have made you feel like you were looking at the devil herself.

This is exactly what I was thinking. How and why do shitty, heartless people get into working with animals?

After I got my masters degree I interviewed for a promotion from a coordinator to associate dean at the college where I was working. When I was notified that I didn’t get the job by email while I was sitting in my office, I ran to the back of our storage room and started fucking balling my eyes out, sobbing, choking,…

Well, about 10 years ago I went to a bar in Utah where they made me fill out a “membership” to drink. I’m sure that shit went straight to the mormon church and I’m somewhere in their annals as an apostate.

Took me a while to get there, but that’s how I eventually read it, too.

Hold on just one minute. That KFC meal comes with cake and champagne!

What you are feeling is called imposter syndrome.

Same here. The closest thing we had to social media was the school year book.

I often fantasize about having a small dinner party with him, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rachel Maddow, and Stephen Colbert.

Wait, did she cum on him or pee on him? There is a very clear and distinct difference, and I’m not sure he knows that.