Unconscious’ comment was right on the nose. I will add that I also had a friend who would change personalities and claim it was spirits who took over. It was her sick way of trying to manipulate me, and she succeeded for a bit. She was psychotic for sure, probably with a multiple personality disorder. Eventually I…

Ooh I didn’t know about this one. thanks!

This would have been me except I would be screaming to please get me off the ride.

I’m glad about the newer guidelines, too, actually. Waiting or results is probably the biggest pain in the ass about it all, especially when you get a false positive like in your case. Glad it all turned out for the best. My mom has been through that a few times.

I just had my first mammogram after having put it off for five years (I’m 45) because stories like yours made me so squeamish about doing it. I was very surprised to find that, for me, it was really only mildly uncomfortable and took literally about two minutes to complete both breast images. One breast hurt like a…

Actually there’s quite a bit of meat between the skin and bone on your forehead, believe it or not. Take it from me: I once helped a girl on the side of the road who was in an accident. Her head was split wide open to the skull, and I saw it all. I was actually astonished at how much flesh was between the skin and…

OMG I totally forgot about all that.

Ugh. That made my stomach turn a little.

http://jezebel.com/blotting-your-…

Same goes for some of the stories lately (e.g., the story about how people who dab the grease off their pizza are dumb and rude).

Yeah I was stung by one of those fuckers playing paintball. I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt anything so painful.

Not THAT big of a deal, but on the first day we moved into our new home a palmetto bug crawled across my foot and fluttered between my toes. *shiver*

Where were you stationed? That sounds horrifying!

Yeah, I’m kind of afraid. And I just ate dinner. Not sure what I’m doing here.

Yes I had one bro so confused by the fact that I was a woman and yet did not support Sarah Palin as a vice presidential candidate.

I went to a taping of Facts of Life (yes I’m an old) and when they were introducing the cast, Kim was making rude remarks about the audience not knowing her microphone was on. Don’t ask me what she was saying; I can’t remember. I just remember feeling very insulted along with everyone else in the audience. Probably…

Well, I don’t know if you should bang the guy, but I sure enjoyed your story! Meh, I’ll just go ahead an say skip it. In a year you’ll look back and be thankful that you didn’t. Plus he won’t be as gorgeous a year from now as you thought he was. Happened to me once, and I’m glad I didn’t go there.

Priest or not, as soon as I realized what he was doing I would have kicked him in the nuts and punched him in the face.

Wasn’t there also a bear that broke into a pie shop and ate all the pies? Yeah, good year for bears.

I know! That was a real fucked up ending.