Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

If Fight Club were filmed today it’d be over by the end of the first act when Ed Norton realizes that he is Tyler Durden after watching his first fight on Instragram after some douche canoe posted it. #thisdudeiscrazy #fightshimself

I’d call him Milwaukee’s Best but it’s an insulting title

Aren’t there going to be something like 117 countries in the World Cup by then?

First, how is this a corporate line if this is from their employees, the players. Second, isn’t the sentence above touching on the exact reason that Kaepernick started his protest.

The context in which he said it directly negates your assertion.

Great, now I’m gonna have the shirt-putting-on yips forever.

Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?

YES. Exacerbating this issue is how much you have to pay attention to each one of these shows to catch every fuckin’ plot twist and piece of dialogue. TV has become too stressful I guess I have to start reading books or something.

“...the football fan covered in barf won.”

Man, he’s lucky.  The last thing I caught in Jersey was herpes.

If this whining from both teams keeps up Rob Manfred is going to turn this car around and go straight home and this time I mean it.

“Incompetence You Can Depend On”

Two in a day?

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Better idea:

Didn’t get back to edit my post in time, so: