Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

Fun fact, Matt Barkley is the only married Eagles quarterback. Expect this to come up as legitimate reason for him to start halfway through the season.

Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.

Don’t forget Unca Joe!

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

This is the kind of thing that makes the left side of your brain turn to the right side of your brain and say, “It’s dark in here, and we may die.”

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

Honestly though, good for him. It’s gotta be brutal to squander that much money and deal with addiction. It seems like he has goals and a purpose, plus he’s cleaned himself up. No snark for this one.

It’s almost as if Gawker learned it’s lesson after what happened the last time they outed somebody.

Hottest take of the thread.

Awesome JFK impersonation young man.

By the rule book, the only reason he was falling in the first place was that he was fouled by the Mexican forward.

Or, as Orlando City fans would call it, Tuesday.

I’m shocked that this would happen during a friendly at Franz Ferndinand stadium in Austria.

Not mutually exclusive.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

[dying]

Also, Peralta should have not been anywhere near that ball since he should have been showering in the locker room after the straight red he really should have been given 5 minutes earlier.