I wonder what happens if you swap genders in this scenario. Not that I think stadium cameramen should be in the business of humiliating people in this fashion.

In Wisconsin, we call big flops, "doing a Mandarich".

You know what's more less real than talking about real sports? Talking about people talking about "fake" sports.

Mute away. Especially if you've got a Nielsen box.

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

One can only dream of the day when Philly fans are this invisible.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

In other news, study finds white people believe a free college education to be more valuable than other races.

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

He was actually just a seat filler so they could give the impression they had a

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

No motive? Really? After all of this you can't look at that picture and deduce a motive?

Argyle is not to blame, but I would hate to see this turn into a pattern.

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

161. Andy Carroll

Its like that time my weed dealer got arrested with 10 lbs of purple haze, told them I bought an ounce, and I got 5 years. He got paid 100 grand in cash by the police and walked away.

Wow. I haven't seen Ovie this disappointed since 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009...

Spanish Teacher in Massachusetts! What will Banksy think of next.

"Act like you've been there before." - Rick Reilly 6 years ago

Via Puck Daddy, a big, sad pile of losing scratchers brought to the box office will get you seats to any Tuesday or Thursday game through the end of March.

Or, if you can't finagle a Florida Panther into accompanying you to the booth, you can bring some used lottery tickets, and that'll work, too.