Way more interesting when the course is tough. If there are more than two golfers below -8 its just not as fun.

I read the first paragraph and jumped down here to tell you to go fuck yourself.

I understand this decision though. Think of the shit the Bears just caught for drafting a backup QB. Everything else aside, signing a QB that could (maybe should?) be a starter to be a backup creates a distraction with very little upside. If Wilson struggles for a couple of games, the media (and fans) will go fucking…

Deadspin criticizing Barstool is laughable.

Never trust a fart

Can you just do a series of “Is (insert professional athlete) fat?”

Sean Hannity is a fuck, but let’s not pretend that if it was an RNC staffer that was murdered there wouldn’t Gawker articles out the ass about a suspicious death.

I didn’t read past “best postseason in all of sports” because it is one of the worst postseasons in all of sports. Over half the teams make it leaving for some garbage ass performances and matchups. Also, it drags on FOREVER.

It’s clear the only appropriate response is to execute Kevin Pillar or at least cut out his tongue. Remember, if we force people to never use homophobic slurs, we will end homophobia!

Unpopular opinion: I actually enjoyed Mike & Mike. Yes, they were a little...whatever, but they were easy to listen to and tend to at least talk about interesting topics. I’m not deathly loyal to them and maybe some of it is graduation goggles, but overall it is a bit sad to see them go.

I would pay $100 with the hope that the conversation would go:

FOX LIES FOX LIES FOX LIES FOX LIES

Fun story: when we were in high school we were the top ranked team in state (brushes shoulder off). We let one of the guys on the team make our warm up cd for the first match which was a mistake. It was laced with so much profanity that it we were no longer allowed to choose our pre-match music.

JORDAN WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS. LEBRON=DISGRACE

Question: does his stock go up or down among Floridians if it is in fact him?

I’m watching Silicon Valley right now and I’m like 20% sure this guy is russ hanneman.

For the record, our company switched from Vacation + Sick Days to PTO because they didn’t give a shit if it was either.

Can we kill the “hold me beer” jokes? It’s approaching Geico Camel and Budweiser Wassup territory.

I love it how it takes white athletes discussing the positives of weed for people to take it seriously.

Yeah, it’s called theft.