Well, we won’t be able to gloat after playing Argentina. So, ya know, now or never...

Who, of the Deadspin staff, has the smelliest and/or loudest farts and how does this affect the price of Gawker as a whole?

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

If LCS’s count, the Brewers/Cardinals in 2011. If Milwaukee ever makes it to a WS, let alone wins one, the city is going to burn. Hard.

I don’t like Steph Curry because all the people who love Steph Curry. Plain and simple. His fanboys are obnoxious and are happy to ignore all their hypocrisies.

Been told by some friends that have been in the (original, nbd) race at Miller Park to always look at the shoes. The best runners always wear some sort of running shoes. Also, the chorizo is the hardest to run in so sometimes to even it out they’ll put the best racer in that costume. Even with that, chorizo is usually…

Any reason why this one particular person has been charged and not others? Are more charges coming to the others (I know you specify “first” at the beginning)?

Here’s the thing - I don’t like the idea that more popular players can get away with more. Would you defend a referee not calling a sixth foul on Lebron early in the fourth for fear it might make the rest of the game less interesting? What about Curry? If so, where do we draw the line?

Jordan wouldn’t have needed a teammate to steal the ball for him. Weak!

I’m a man for others just for asking the question.

Have you ever seen them in a room together?! I think not!

He did something terrible, paid a price and asked for forgiveness. Partner abuse is heinous, but (and maybe this is just me) there are very few things I consider unforgivable. When someone commits a crime, admits to it, pays a price and comes back honest about it, that goes a long way. If he can work to prevent others…

Quick point: Cubs fans are becoming insufferable. They act like they cheer on some small market team that has had the deck stacked against them for years. They also believe that because they are not Cardinal fans, they cannot be obnoxious. I hope they dominate all season and then get swept in the NLDS.

Yup, we’ve got uniforms and everything.

Remember when the Pirates got all bent out of shape over Gomez staring at a deep double when Cutch did it two days before?

The Bees are the MLB equivalent of little sisters of the poor

In addition, if a man forgets to put the seat up before he pees, he gets a little pee on the seat. If a woman forgets to put the seat down she could seriously hurt her bottom making it harder to try to do butt stuff later.

It is important to note that even if you disagree that they should earn as much as the men (which is debatable given recent USSF revenue figures), there is a solid argument that they are being underpaid. According to Alex Morgan, this also extends to the general treatment of the women’s team including field quality…

I’ll settle for Afroman’s classic “Because I Got High”

Fuck this season.