Doesn't that song end up with a dead end job and an alcoholic husband or something?

Jesus, I went to college with this kid. Very good drinker.

Come'n Steve, without video evidence we won't believe that anything happens in an elevator.

Seriously though, fuck domestic violets. Either get your ass out of the house and make some money or just be purple. Enough is enough.

Does any of that 45bil include bri... donations to Sepp Blatters re-election campaign

I'll give a tip of the hat for this, but just the tip.

Let's go back to the good ole' days of beating children and polio. Miss those days.

This led to the new MLS slogan, "At Least Our League is More Tolerant Than the Most of the Rest of the World"

This is bullshit that he got a drop. I had to play the ball off Frankenstein's fat foot.

Rovell once retweeted me. Actually, he's done it twice. That's how fucking stupid he is.

#CondiForCommish

Why shouldn't he try this? Our President (like many before him) does the same thing all the time?

It's the classic words of Ace Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out. Get out! Go on. Let's go.

Two points on domestic abuse that make it different than the "average assault".

He's not suspended for hitting his (then) girlfriend, he's suspended because he embarrassed the league.

I'll take a Cleveland Steamer, but can you Detroit Double that?

My hope, and JK's belief, is that we will close those inches in the next four years. He very well might be right.

This is an incredibly underrated comment.

You disagree that, if Wondo is a split second earlier to that ball, we win that game? I'm not at all saying we outplayed them or that they didn't outplay us, but in the WC results are what matter, not statistics. That result was very close. Howard played phenomenal, but we have phenomenal keeping all the time. I'm not…

...and I'm not sure if you're familiar with the USMNT, but that's how we had been playing almost every game. Those statistics are impressive, but not what ultimately matters. Spain had almost 60% possession against the Netherlands (1-5). Brazil had more shots against Germany(1-7). Typical soccer statistics mislead all…