I worked at a Chick-a-Fil two years ago and I still sometimes catch myself saying "My pleasure" when someone says "Thank you".

This really will go as the most under-appreciated comment on Foodspin.

Jim Gaiffigan said it best: "People always ask me 'Do you know what they do to those chickens?!' No, but it is delicious."

Honestly, I would love to see him traded to Milwaukee for two reasons. He would be a great pitcher in a Brewers uniform and he wouldn't go to Cincy/St Louis/Pitt

Chipper's retirement tour was the worst.

I agree, but if Kershaw had done this as the starter, Cards fans would be livid.

You're telling me Andrew Bogut isn't the most important thing to happen to Australian sports? LIES!

I legitimately saw Jeter approach Altuve and two thoughts went through my head:

This is my Derek Jeter rant:

...and yes, I've made this joke on Deadspin before. And yes, I will make it again.

Good thing this didn't read "Greg Hardy's Boyfriend Testifies..." or it might be a distraction!

Sure, Dempsey vs Portugal was sloppy, but I don't seeing anyone else scoring with their dick.

Anybody else picturing the "Golden Crown" scene from Game of Thrones?

Giving a shit can go a long way.

Now on the trading block: Hossa and Sharp. Wanted: A bag of hockey pucks, maybe some medical tape.

The fact that no one was supposed to know about it is irrelevant. Nobody was supposed to know about Braun's either when it first broke.

Throw at their fucking heads next time. No respect for the unwritten rules.

Imagine if Lebron came out and said "I would go to the Cavs if Dan Gilbert weren't still the owner."

Not racist, but many consider it to be a homophobic chant. Depending on who you ask, it loosely means a male prostitute that only caters to men. I believe it has been banned in the MLS.

I am a giant pussy.