Things she has been alive for: 2 World Wars, man landing on the moon, 15 Prime Ministers (not including duplicates), 2 Blue Jays WS wins

Okay, Tom. Now you're just trolling with more of these Manziel articles!

Agreed, that's I added "like a fucking asshole". I think that coming up prepared is actually a benefit, but I see people huff and puff and wave their money across the bar.

About #10: I like it, but I'd add that if you have zero interest in the guy don't accept the drink. I'm not saying if you accept a drink you have to have sex, but stop acting like I'm buying someone a drink just to buy them a drink. No, I think you are attractive and would like to talk to you while enjoy our drinks.

14 is great and should be applied to all situations. No snapping, whistling or waving money like a fucking asshole.

Another Deadspin article on Manziel? What is your obsession? Maybe ESPN will do an article on how much you write about him!

Says the website that has posted three straight Manziel articles (including this one) and four in the last ten posted with exactly zero on any of the top ten picks.

I don't know, Drew, your mom loves anal. SUUUUUCKKKKK ITTTTTTTTT

Somewhere there is a hockey fan bemoaning the amount of times KD said "I" or "me".

The whole n-word argument aside: why do we get lectures about promoting rape culture constantly from everyone (edited), but when someone gets upset at music that degrades women to the point of objects, that person's an asshole?

Maybe this could be flipped around to show how shitty some teams are at drafting. Remember, for the most part these guys are looking at the needs these teams have and the player they believe most fits that need. What if the team goes out and drafts a really shitty player or a development player. That's not on the…

"...is Immediately Traded to the Cubs"

Man, he's really gunning for him.

Tony Hawk Underground might be my favorite game of all time. It's at the very least the most repeatable.

Is "existing status-quo" redundant?

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP NANNNYYYYY

National Signing Day for college football always makes me feel like a useless piece of shit.

So to be clear I didn't have beer chucked at me and swears rained down on me (which wouldn't have been so bad except for the 10 yr old Cubs fan next to me) at Wrigley when I was wearing a Brewers jersey?

When the blame just bypasses refs, even on good calls, you know your fans are turning on you.

Because of the loopholes or whatever in the anti-trust laws, isn't professional sports in the US almost the exact opposite of free-market capitalism? If the NBA, for example, were not exempt from monopoly lawsuits, couldn't the players then have the freedom to choose to play for a league that would pay them higher…