Lowry
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Lowry

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

HOW DARE YOU

They're working on a fix for the problem now: It's called the Diaperloop.

Can't I just visit the hyperloo?

Avoid drinking alcohol as the rise in cabin pressure may tend to make you hyperloopy.

In the small print:

Ah, that scene was the context for one of my favorite ever movie-making stories: The script notes for the scene originally read "The warrior removes his helmet, to reveal someone like Sean Connery only cheaper".