can we be sister wives? because I wanna play with the Barbies toooooo

Somebody get that octopus NONONONONO gif up, stat. I'm too lazy.

Yes definitely. I just recently cut contact with my toxic narcissistic, irrational, explosive abusing father after the death of my mom. I don't usually promote things but here's a good FB group that I stumbled upon for survivors of narcissistic abuse. The content they post is really good and I saw a lot of what I…

Nothing can replace the real experience though... I mean, I don't think these guys even use "fat cunt" or "stupid bitch" when telling the girls they're fat, so they definitely would not have been as effective as my dad!

If the gift relates to the occasion, I don't think fairness needs to be considered. Wedding gifts just barely passed the test when they were supposed to be about setting up housekeeping in a more serious way than you'd been doing before.

I'm sending this to my mother, who proudly tells me she has never weighed over 140 lbs and takes every opportunity to shame (or bribe or scare or threaten) me into being the skinny/pretty daughter she always wanted and could be proud of. I know good and damn well that for all the BS my mother spouts about health and…

When I was overweight, I made the mistake of living with my sister. I poured myself a bowl of cereal and while I was pouring, she literally took the box out of my hands and closed it.

Fuck! The White House Correspondent's Dinner!

"selfish little pig"

Dear God YES! When I was a waiter I would have killed to be able to budget effectively, and now I hate tipping in general because even when the service is shitty I'm the one who feels like an asshat for tipping poorly. Pay servers a fair wage, charge me a little more for my food, and let's be done with these…

Fucking what?!

Seems like a fitting time to share this internet gem...