I don't think the Banger Sisters have any regrets.

This story makes me want to visit the Lululemon store at my local mall and ask them for six pairs of their most expensive yoga pants. I would then bend over to tie my shoelaces so they could get a look at my big, fat ass.

I'd have hit that. Hard!

Faded reality "stars" gotta get attention any way they can. Whch also could explain Kelly's "Seria" tweet - would anyone have noticed it if she had spelled it correctly?

I had fried Lasagna Fritters from Olive Garden for dinner. But I washed them down with a Diet Dr. Pepper because calories.

This seems a perfect opportunity to quote Oscar Wilde:

Darren, y u make me h8 u? SMH. Stop twerking.

I'd take the high road and (nicely) decline the invitation to the girls-only party. Just the fact that they are throwing separate parties speaks volumes about their view of gender and friendships, and who needs that in their life?

I make a green drink with spinach, kale, lemon, apple, celery, fresh ginger, cucumber, water and ice. It took some getting used to, but it's great with lots of ice.

Two teachers had a profound effect on my life. The first was a nun who taught seventh and eighth grade English, who was the strictest grammar teacher I ever had. Her lessons have stayed with me all my life, and have served me well in my career as a journalist. My party tricks include naming all of the prepositions in…

I don't smoke and never did, probably because I grew up with an alcoholic father who inhaled 4 packs of Chesterfield Kings or Lucky Strikes every day. Our apartment had a permanent blue haze, which I'm sure exacerbated my brother's severe asthma. I could never marry or date a smoker, because I just can't be around…

Totally! Do you have a Barbie Dream House? Vintage outfits? A Ken doll?

First thought: I WANT that entire outfit.

I don't have kids, and none on the horizon, so this all sounds scary to me.

He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

I don't have a big problem with Pinkalicious Astronaut Barbie — at least it's a professin where Icky Hard Math is required, and that's progress.

I think there's also some jealosy - Willis has gotten oddly better looking with age, while Sly looks worse with every bit of hair dye and fake tan. Which makes me sad because I had a huge crush on Original Rocky-era Stallone. Before all the muscles and Rambo nuttiness.

Hugh Laurie could call me a filthy, c%^k-sucking, disease-ridden whore and I would swoon.

I don't see the problem with breastfeeding in pretty much any situation. I don't have kids, but I think if I were breastfeeding, I'd drape some sort of napkin or cloth for privacy's sake. But blankets are hot for the poor kid, and I think the mom gets to decide how much privacy she needs. Sitting in the window seat of…

No new albums from Chris Brown?