We're also told Scott pulled the celeb card, telling cops, "I'm Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots."

Does anyone out there remember Sue Johanson? When I was in university, we would all congregate on Sunday nights to watch her sex advice show. Absolutely brilliant. This article reminded me of her.

Gawker media is full of so much wang today. First the guy with the jar of wangs. Then the Disney wangs. Now this guy getting his wang chopped off.. I've hit my wang limit. :faint:

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Now what do you do whenever your boss is the one that makes the mistake but hasn't owned up to it, and because you were the one under him that was working the job, natural assumption of blame is on you? Do you let people know that it wasn't your fault that said boss cut you out of an e-mail chain that required a…

I...can not with this week as a young black woman I like to think of myself as optimistic but they are wearing me down. It upsets me because she isn't even talking to a black person and yet the n-word comes out of her mouth and all brown people look alike amirite? It flowed out too you can tell she uses it all the…

"Son of a nigger loving atheist bitch" BOOM HAT TRICK.

Great, if unpleasant (sort of the nature of this subject), article.

I don't have any kids but I do get asked this question once in a blue moon. Parental controls are good but only go so far, and besides, you want your kids to be able to have a bit of freedom around the net. I really dislike the trend of websites asking you to put your full name out there for everyone to see, and I…

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…

He's doing it wrong. So wrong.

"maybe you hate beans and peanut butter"

Absolutely but it mimics the not-so-subtle sexism in the comedy world so I am accustomed to it. I don't want to dismiss sexism — it exists and is pernicious — it's just that it didn't stop me from becoming a comedian and it didn't stop me from podcasting. There are awful people everywhere. The earth is literally shot…

I've heard it my entire career so I generally ignore it. These people are not paying my bills and it's impossible to argue with an idiot. It's like trying to talk a rock into having sex with you. Waste of time. Rocks ain't got no genitals.