I wish I would have found programming when I was younger, found PCs in 1994, and started working in the IT field and programming was always foreign to me, but I loved troubleshooting and problem solving, last 3 years been picking up Objective-C when one of the developers at my previous gig jumped ship and they needed…

While Sofia Vergara packs enough hotness to allow for a coupling with even this guy to be described as "disgustingly hot", I just don't understand the headline otherwise. Who IS this guy? Didn't I just see him bumming cigarettes outside QFC?

I really hope that item about Jada not allowing Kendal at the house because she's rude to the housekeeper is true because YAS GIRL.

GRADE: D (drinking a glass of orange juice mixed with chocolate milk)

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow took a selfie of themselves both squeezed into a t-shirt. That t-shirt was covered in drawings of Lena Dunham in various stages of undress.

It's obvious to most dudes who have neckbeards, wear fedoras, frequent 4chan and fantasize about putting bitches in their place. To us normal dudes who are not mouth breathers who understand the subtlety and complexity of human male personalities, it's no so obvious because it is unequivocally false.

Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.

I love how the dog runs away when the avalanche of balls comes towards him. It's like he's thinking "Aw yiss, got another ball, fuck yeah, got two- OH SHIT OH SHIT THE OLD POODLE DOWN THE ROAD TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL WHAT I WISH FOR THEY'RE ATTACKING OH GOD"

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

I did Nazi this article coming. Ann Frankly I'm not surprised.

I'm pretty sure this was written by Sheldon Cooper and is probably followed by a Relationship Agreement.

I've read Cicso training material on the 7 layers of the OSI model that's sexier than this drivle. You're trying to get a date guy, not venture capital funding for your Linux based video game console.

Feel better now?

About damn time. I mean, men in skinny jeans are still ridiculous in 99% of cases but yay for well cut suits that fit, instead of those nasty, too big and too loose ill-fitting monstrosities American men have been wearing for decades.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

When my dad moved to the US he developed jock itch a few days after arriving. Translating as he knew best, he went to CVS and asked for a cream for his "penis mushrooms". We al LOLed so bad when he told us, though it seemed to work as the pharmacist was able to reccomend an anti fungal. Classic family story.

As a straight white boy I approve of this post, and this comment.

Rock on.

Very true. I am a janitor in an office building on a college campus and you couldn't imagine the things people think are my job. Look, we are not being paid to rummage through your recycling to distinguish what is recyclable and what isn't. We aren't getting paid to pick up your messes, especially if you are a slob…

A lot of people are throwing around the janitor reference in this thread. I would argue that a janitor cleans up mess which requires tools (e.g. food/drink spill requiring a mop or industrial cleaner), are the result of normal use by many other people (e.g. dirty windows, floor, bathroom), and a janitor also takes out…