OMG YES

Too bad Red Delicious apples taste like WAXY GARBAGE.

Can you imagine it- a guy staring into your eyes for 30 seconds and then reaching pure "enjoyment"?

Warm water neti pot in the shower (shower's optional, but I make a mess if I try and do it at the sink) can do wonders when I have one of my endless sinus infections (warm-not-hot water plus one of those saline packets).

BUTTerfly sounds more delicate than ASSwings I guess.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

/packs lunch

Seriously. If he's doing racist or classist shit that's one thing and he should have to answer to that and that should not be ignored, but he can't be held responsible for the shit his ancestors did.

It's fascinating to see how the Vogue sausage gets made.

Why a nonwhite writer would want to write for her is a good question, but based on her admitted inability to write nonwhite characters the show could use one.

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

No. >:(

But seriously, a lot of this is actually really good advice. I work from home, so work begins about 30 seconds after I get out of bed which sounds horrible, but it actually means that I can interact with coworkers or catch up with real people immediately, and that tends to wake me up a lot better than trudging…

I don't want my email account connected with anything social-media related.

When I drive and other drivers do rude things, I often get angry. Then I remember a trick: I imagine myself floating down a stream in a raft, and the other cars are just twigs and leaves floating past me one way or another on this stream. They don’t have to treat me a certain way, because they’re just twigs. And so I…

Unless, of course, you're a woman, in which case Scott Adams (who, lest he let any of us forget, is a member of Mensa) would rather just not talk to you at all, except to explain how men's urges (to, as he specifically lists in his post, rape, amongst other things) are natural unless men are chemically castrated.

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. DOUBLE EYELID SURGERY IS NOT THE ASIAN WOMAN'S WAY OF "AMERICANIZING" HER FACE. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

This makes my little black goth heart very happy.