Yes, this and slinging lattes. Best 200k you ever spent.

His spear and magic helmet?!

Dogs already have readily available commercial ballistic armor. Not much use for medieval armor equivalents when you can purchase armor with ballistic, stab, and slash protection.

You mean it'll cost $5...

From Wikipedia:

needs more cover for the head and stomach areas. Those are the places cats go for when they fight each other.

Unless we're just talking about this cat being a scout and searching for easy targets...

Nope, from Canada. They were born on a farm. I knew they were gonna be big, but damn!

I don't know where you've come from or where you have suddenly found the time to post so eloquently, but thanks for this great run of comments. Every time, I die.

The funniest part of this response, by far, was "however much I agree with [your arguments]."

"Describing us all as "assholes" reinforces traditional barriers to achieving self-esteem. If we truly were "assholes," as you presume, we wouldn't be able to have intellectual discourse."

Your (proper) use of a semi-colon evidences your true intent, which is not to simply provide meaningful enfranchisement of the disenfranchised, but rather to show your brilliance of the English language. This trickeration, as Sally would very rightfully agree, is an elitist attitude and I am sure meant to demean Mr.…

Whoooooshh

Historically, the use of ellipses has been employed by those in power to silence any critical discourse. Ellipses allow the framer to censor, control, and otherwise manipulate the meaning and context in which public discussion occurs. The collective sounds, words and grammatical structures that we employ carry a…

I can't be the only one who has an insatiable urge to see Sally's breasts, right?

Oh, so now the entire University education system can be reduced to what's typical at Stanford? Typically elitist pro-higher-education attitude. How's the view from your ivory tower?

Richard —

Young, Fresh-Faced Male Stanford Student: [nervously checks outfit and hair]

My liberal arts education prepared me for this better than I could have ever imagined.

To all You assholes complaining,

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."