Manu killed the Heat last night like he killed that bat

Peters was released after police simply realized his car was going downhill when they were attempting to stop him.

Jesus, Drew looks like shit.

Heck it only took two balls to take out Catherine the Great. Mind you, they belonged to a horse.

Finally, a Kennedy gets to hit someone in the head.

If the Patriots have been looking for a left handed version of Brady, they got their man.

OK, how did Saint Timmy end up with a Chipper Jones sized herpes sore?

Airbags accidentally deployed.

As it turned out, all that was in the package was a kickball.

Don't forget the hometown squad

It was Jerry Sandusky, wasn't it

Another Yankee fan getting screwed by an imported beer.

torts will coach again which will make him someone else's sloppy seconds.

Bruin has been hitting the honey pretty hard since footage surfaced this week of his little brother getting plowed by a car on his way into town to visit.

all made possible by this bear's $15k per week cocaine addiction and one creepy Russian's unlimited 'cocaine for bears' policy

Last time a Cable snapped an assistant coach ended up with a broken jaw.

The more important question here is who the hell decides to film lap 121 of a 400 lap race? Not the start...or finish...or some crash, but lap 121. Is this person filming the entire race? Do they then go back and re-watch the entire race film and be like "Yup, the turned left again!"? These questions must be…

Not surprised it was a can of beer, since Canadians can't seem to get their hands on Cups.

Thank God, I thought this joke bombed.