That’s an F-type with a 3-pointed star. You’re not fooling anyone.

C6Z, but make my 7.0L V8 a 2-stroke.

The Bill Blass edition Continental Mark V.

Dodge Power Wagon school bus. There used to be one of these parked in a lot on Guadalupe near 45th when I lived in Austin:

"Mr. Gutsche might be able to write this off as a business expense..."

You don't even know what a write-off is.

What about using the Corvette's torque tube and rear transmission? They are easy to find both used and new, and there are a ton of options for that transmission (and rear end if you use it too). Plus you get to put the passenger cabin lower to the ground without having the transmission interfere with foot and knee…

I meant to post this yesterday but forgot.

Musk added that they're also sending two teams from LA to set a cross-country EV record that, while not matching Ed Bolian, should see the task completed in about three days (which ain't bad).

Yep, this is basically the inverse of the relationship between the South Koreans and the Japanese a few years ago that created huge growth for Hyundai and Kia.

Is there any place in the US to buy French military vehicles? I want this Panhard VBL:

The Corvette isn't a muscle car.

Looks like a frog bladder.

"Bigger brakes were fitted, too..."

C5 and C5Z brakes are the same, except the Z06 has red calipers.

The other differences you neglected to mention are the closer ratios in the Z06's transmission, larger prop shaft, stronger differential case, thinner backlight (to save weight), and removal of the TPMS system to…

It would still defeat the purpose of the alarm.

Really? Say you get out of the car and your wife is still in it with the kid? That's not acceptable?

Prove it.

There's no wind on Mars.

I didn't know it was possible to not know this, after "Rotate Your Owl" went all viral.