Magic Johnson is like the border collie that wins agility competitions.

I look forward to Paul Pierce’s evaluation of Dirk’s career.

keep it up and you’ll get detention young man

Being estranged from his nutso family is perfectly understandable. And if it was because of his gf at the time, even more so.

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in Jordan Rodgers being at least three of these anonymous sources.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

Don’t leave us hanging! 

Thank you! As someone that grew up with a loving but “yelly” father I have tried to change with my kids and feel regretful on the occasions I explode. It doesn’t work. All it does is scare the crap out of them and make them think I am some sort of psycho. It doesn’t gain respect etc. Talking to them like a human is…

Ooo! Now we know who will be lining up opposite OBJ in Cleveland this season.

Man, if this was caught on video, Tyreek might really be in trouble.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

I binged the first season of Serial like everyone else, but yeah, the fan girling over Syed was appalling. Like, she legit gets excited over the things he says. She just seemed so gullible.

Because when you have two of the best skill position players in the game, you definitely have to side with your brain-made-of-jelly, held-together-with-duct-tape, soon-to-be-retired, whines-and-throws-everyone-else-under-the-bus, rapist, gray-dicked QB.

We’re getting into a gray area here.

As a Bengals fan and a fan of players over management, I am straight up loving this.

Ben will probably just force him into signing. 

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

This was a stupid post. 

Grab a dictionary while you’re at it bro.