Those Boston Nets sure have a bright future.

This has to break at least, what, like five of baseball’s unwritten rules?

he absolutely did it but I agree with this, that trial was a sham

I’m glad that Steph is back and doing Steph shit, because it means that this asshole is going to be a world champion

 If it’s not one thing it’s another, amirite? whispers Kris Jenner to herself, softly, while counting her money.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

This is a good post, but for it to really hit home try reading it while picturing the author using a speech-to-text app while frantically pacing around his kitchen, gradually increasing his rate of speech and perspiration, making wild gesticulations, and occasionally kicking away a curious cat.

Buffalo is still holding out hope that they can trade him to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

The Spartans were never known for their empathy.

I think you’ve got the right idea here. Teams have gotten smarter about not spending $10M/year for replacement level players, which has let them do things cheaply.

Donovan, I thought we’d gone over how overtime works years ago

Women are cast as the moral backbone of the society, so they become the custodians of sex. It’s men’s to take and women’s to keep. A woman’s worth is tied to how fiercely she guards it, so boys are conditioned to think ‘good girls’ say no and they are the ones worth pursuing. Her worth increases the more they have to…

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

GW truly is something, legendary. Thirty years from now when my grandkids hear the names Curry, Thompson, Green, their eyes will go wide and they’ll say they were the greatest ever. They’ll also say Durant was a bitch.

If I recall, Nordic blonde women have typically made more of an impact opting for the 9-iron.

About 66,829 ways.

I’m fine with speed, if nobody’s around or you are in the country, fill your boots.

Sometimes I am truly unprepared for the breadth of evil in our world. A group of people sat down, wrote out, and had a girl sign something so that she wouldn’t speak publicly ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A DOCTOR. A DOCTOR THEY HAD ALREADY KNOWN WAS AN ABUSER.