You guys sound like the crazy people on fox news after Obama won.

Oh man, those takes were so hot they might as well be walkin’ on the sun! RIGHT?!
It’s like after this argument I hope they all lived...Shrek ever after!
Something something, PROBABLY SUGAR RAY! I got a million of ‘em!

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

Why, are you also going to Hell?

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

It was cruel for them to release these the week Rex has to prepare for the Patriots...maybe Belichick up to his old tricks?

That they play in a division with a bunch of slapdick teams?

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

You mean that anthem that is so solemn that everyone starts whoopping and hollering 3 lines before it’s finished? That kind of respect?

Why is this news? Bennett and McCourty throw fists at almost every football game in Ireland.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Such a damn shame. That duffel bag had one more day until retirement.