Using advanced algorithms I have determined that 181 years about was 1837

You're effort to explain life expectancy is still dumb as hell.

“Why did Peyton Manning have to spend his whole career (until the ugly end) wearing the stigma of “Only 1 Super Bowl” but nobody ever uses this logic with Rodgers?!”

Wow that is really thought provoking, could I uh, get a cup for the drink I ordered?

That math checks out

What the fuck an I looking at in that cable profile. Are they saying the wrapped aluminum strands around a copper core for each conductor?

What the fuck an I looking at in that cable profile. Are they saying the wrapped aluminum strands around a copper…

“the healthiest foods cost up to eight times more, calorie for calorie, than the unhealthiest...the gap gets wider every year.”

As if that wasn't just Drew letting Greeeeeeegggg guest write a section.

It is literally millions of.peoples idea of a cake walk. Literally millions of people pay hundreds of dollars to do it on the weekends

That’s literally the opposite of what every health agency says

I have informed my wife our little girls are getting a jeep

The KKK was founded in Indiana

I don't understand why John Paul gets such a pass

That may very well be the ultimate goal

Yeah it hasn't gotten any less funny certainly

That is true but the point was that she contracted oral herpes  and not on her genitals so it's not really an STD

I’m tellin everyone, this is not exactly accruate. There are two strains, https://www.healthline.com/health/herpes-simplex#outlook

This is inaccurate, there are two “simplexes” of Herpes, Herpes Simplex 1 and Herpes Simplex 2. While one strain can infect either sight, Simplex 1 is principally the cause of oral herpes and Simplex 2 is principally the cause of genital herpes. 

I don't understand, it seems pretty clear from the story that you contracted oral herpes which is not an STD. 

+1 "it was a ghost"