Hulk, according to the fine minds of Merriam-Webster, means “one that is bulky or unwieldy,” or “to appear impressively large or massive.” (There’s also some stuff about old ships, but that part’s not really relevant here.) Marvel’s Hulk absolutely fits the definition[.]

Yeah, Pete Davidson isn’t conventionally a “hot guy”, but I strongly suspect he’s good company, funny, and low-stress. Cruz can’t fathom a good personality being a factor because he has the personality of a bog leech in cold oil and assumes that hot girls rejected him solely because of his looks.

You guys need to stop taking a side in this trial if this and the Manson thing are the best you can do.

Weird take on “Known Batterer Amber Heard Caught in Yet Another Lie”.

On last week’s episode of Archer, Pam had a line that applies to Wallace.  “I wish your brain was a drug, so I could snort it.”

Talk about hang ups, the man was married to Pam Anderson.
That is literally the epitome of a white man’s dream, and he still managed to fuck that up. 

They are bitter about the weather, the fact that all the jobs left and that their college football will never be as good as that of the SEC.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I hope I did this right - by PenelopeLopsy

My vote for the best story of all time would be Venka by Benthic Born from 2016 (one of the winners that year, but I’ll link to the comments version, which is a little longer and has a few extra details).

Yeah the thrift store story is not real. It’s a moderately well written short story but...not real. I wish people would stop treating this as a fiction submission contest, I only want that real shit!

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

I’m surprised the Franny one was picked. It’s so obviously fake.

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

I think one of my all time faves was a comment that never made it to the lists. It was about the Jinn that was spotted through binoculars by soldiers that seemed walked in place.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

If you want to jump into the newest content, all you need is shadowkeep. You can buy the rest of the season passes seperately. If you want black armory, jokers wild, opulence, etc, you want forsaken (which itself is great).

...Are you actually that plagiarism guy?

I was hoping to check it out as soon as I wrapped up work, but......

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?