I think I’d take a Mitt presidency at this point. 

Oh thank god. I couldn’t stand it. I got to the end thinking it might have some redemption plot wise and no. It’s just shit on top of shit on top of shit. But I generally dislike animes where everyone dies. A barren world with nothing left alive isn’t a good story ending imho. Because it means every single thing that…

Shit I missed the invite from my 10 year high school reunion as they never sent one. I found out about it like 2 weeks after it happened. Then I checked and they weren’t doing a 20 year when it passed by last year. I don’t know if I’ll go to a 30 if they have one. I feel like after a 20 year reunion it probably starts…

Why in the hell would you look at Hue Jackson’s record and say “I want that for my team!”. Or shit I’m not a GM obviously but just watch 1 episode of Hard Knocks this year and you’ll see he’s a fucking terrible coach. That was obvious from episode 1 on.

I took an Paleo Archaeology course in college and it was a lot of fun. One of the moments that made me smile was when examining a very old carved stone pipe someone asked what they were smoking in it and the professor laughed and said “Well they didn’t have tobacco in this part of the world at that time so you…

It depends. Most, like 95% are obvious and bad. There’s a few though that are downright creepy. I don’t know how anyone masturbates to them though as you get a serious case of Uncanny Valley to go with your celebrity face.

I’m really amazed that Foles isn’t more salty about being second fiddle usually. I mean it’s great to have someone like him as a backup but when you look around and see the Blake Bortles of the world starting shit you know he could do better elsewhere. Shit how many teams have a backup quarterback who’s won a…

Also there is no way this was planned very far in advance. This was 100% a reaction to the criticism he was receiving in the news and on social media about being one of the only presidents not to visit the troops over the holidays in so many years. 

I don’t think you’re doing it right. I ordered a case of redbull on Wednesday and just got the notice that it’s arrived. Along with several Christmas presents also ordered on Wednesday. If it says 2 day shipping I get it in 2 days. Some items don’t say prime or are sold out of the prime retailers and you just have to…

The thing is these dances are in other games. Lots of them. Call of Duty, Destiny 2 etc. But those are all free items or bonus items. Fort is the only one I know of that makes you pay for them. 

He shot a bird. Phoebe was right to dump him. 

There are also lots of vape flavors that have zero nicotine. So who cares really? I don’t vape, fuck some of the assholes who do but most are pretty polite about it. My coworker quit smoking 2 packs a day by picking up a vape and slowly working down to the 0% nicotine stuff. He still vapes but he does it outside and…

But did you see the pictures of Will Smith as the Genie? https://ew.com/movies/2018/12/19/aladdin-first-look-ew-cover-story/

Steroids. Seriously it’s a HUGE issue with cops. I know several and they say the pressure to get bigger and stronger is pervasive. Lots of roids, stressful complicated emotional situations and a chip on their shoulder from high school means these guys aren’t going to play nice. 

Yeah I pointed out something similar in another story and got yelled at by troll that Kaepernick’s lifetime passer rating was too low to be considered a starter. Facts however are tough to process and Kaep has a higher rating than several current and former starters including Sanchez.

About 8 years ago I actually asked for Whiskey Stones. They are a huge waste of time and money though. It’s like threatening your whiskey with an ice cube but only threatening.

My mom’s joke was always “let’s go to bed so that these fine people can go home.” Though she never said it in earnest.

And Mitch knows them all. He may be a smarmy motherfucker but he is a smart smarmy motherfucker. It’s just a shame he’s also apparently evil.

So republicans are saying trump won this. Ugh. Talking to an acquaintance who at least used to be reasonable and he was giddy about this meeting. Didn’t care about a shutdown (because he’s a moron apparently) and said that Schumer couldn’t even look at Trump and Pelosi really wanted to get off camera as soon as…

Like an alien failing horrible at simple human tasks... it’s so odd.