At least Handel came out in the lead. She’s deeply unpopular here in Georgia even among my crazy ass conservative friends. She has run for 6 different political offices in the last few years. She’s only won 2 of those and didn’t finish the terms on either if I’m remembering right. She’s VERY beatable.

Unless you are the poor biker going highway speed and get hit with an unexpected ramp in your way. Poor guy is going to have a complex about the universe trying to kill him.

Regarding the conspiracy theory that Alex Jones is actually the long dead comedian Bill Hicks (They sort of look similar) my brother actually can verify that they are not the same person. After I forwarded him the tinfoil hat conspiracy as a joke he was telling me that Alex and Bill both used to be on Austin public…

Can the news PLEASE stop showing the video on tv? No one needs to see that and you’re giving this asshole EXACTLY what he wants. Talk about the victim, talk about the murder sure. But beyond showing his picture like this article don’t even give this guy the time of day.

About 5 years ago at Anime Weekend Atlanta there was a guy who showed up in full Taliban regalia with a very realistic looking dynamite suicide vest on. He was kindly shown the door and introduced to some cops who did not see the humor in his costume. Since then they added “No fake bombs” to the cosplay rules.

Nintendo. Or how not to drive a game company beyond middling success. They can’t get out of their own way can they?

Yeah that kind of sucks but it doesn’t sound like Louis was the one who wrote the skit. SNL has a whole host of writers so maybe direct the anger towards the unnamed writer?

If possible I think this is rather a commentary on being annoyed that so many people have their eyes glued to their phones in social situations. Who knew videos still did that? Kind of impressed actually.

Yeah the fine print reads: Boarding Priorities – If a flight is Oversold, no one may be denied boarding against his/her will until UA or other carrier personnel first ask for volunteers who will give up their reservations willingly in exchange for compensation as determined by UA. If there are not enough volunteers,…

Clarence won’t be happy.

That bounce video is awful. You can’t even enjoy the dancing because it’s so busy making you feel uncomfortable. It’s stripper ass shot, iggy ass shot and then little kids dancing. Then back to stripper in a thong. Then more kids. Ugh.

Were she not married I would love to hear her speak Spanish to me.

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If you haven’t watched it you need to pick The Saga of Tanya The Evil. It’s consistently awesome and I can’t wait for season 2.

In college a roommate would avoid everyone only barely saying hello. But when he would get home he would go into his room, lock the door and blast “Bittersweet Symphony” at full volume for hours.

Tis Relevant.

At a Toys R Us a long time ago. How long ago? I was with my parents and trying to buy a brand new Sega Master System Game (Black Belt). Instead of simply pulling the game down and selling it to us the employee instead decided to lecture my parents on why they should buy a NES instead. It had so many more games! And it…

The more I talk to Trump supporters the more clear it becomes that he is the troll president. As in people who are tired of things moving slow or not going the way they want so they just want to tear the whole thing down. Or people who just like to do the opposite because it gets them happy thoughts when they say…

My mom has requested Bon Jovi’s Blaze of Glory as her song to be played after she’s cremated and at the service. She thinks it’ll be awesome to horrify the people who don’t know her well. I think she’s got that song pegged pretty well.

It’s shit like this that makes me wonder why people are so upset about the Braves stadium funding. The Braves spent about $400 Mil in public funding. The Falcons stadium about $600+ Mil. But the press seems to be in fucking love with the Falcons stadium and never miss an opportunity to shit on the Braves. Oh but the…