I think the minute you start angering and sexually arousing the Hulk, you'd going to get hate-fucked and explode into a fine red mist in mere seconds.

yeah... the Spectacular Spider-Man has a much BETTER ring to it. make it so, young jedi

WUUUHHHRRRUHGG!!! WHY IS FIREFLY BEATING ALIEN? People this is unacceptable.

I can NOT be friends with anyone who would vote Firefly over Alien. You people have your priorities all effed to hell.

That's the gif that keeps on giving. ;)

Another missed opportunity. And what, exactly, was wrong with this?

A guy like that can pull off the pink hotpants and crazy hat. You might change your mind about the fashion statement, when he is eating your world. Also, the only mirror he has is a little tiny dude, what does he know? "Herald, go ahead, I need to make sure my hat is on straight, and can only see my reflection in…

As a person who lives in a no-raccoons-as-pets state, this will have to do.

Sorry, guys. My bad. What can I say? I just wanted an appetizer before the main course...

Just to be safe, get the humpback whales ready.

Dispatch war rocket Ajax. To bring back his body.

And then there was just oodles in the "awesome" category. Don't judge me.

Kaiser Sozé was Lex Luthor?