I know! Can you imagine what it's like to sit next to that ding-dong. The spoon is probably to dig his own heart out if he has to continue listening to Akin, and the look on his face is probably normal considering the proximity.

My favorite is 1:39 when the officer whips open the back door of the mini-van, but oops way too hard and it slams back shut! Hilarious.

Important topic, I know. BUT, can we please address the accompanying photo because it is freakin hilarious.

Ahhh, that American sense of entitlement to say whatever you want about whomever you want. What an idiot. I don't care that this was four years ago, or that it only is surfacing because her brother is an idiot-box-hot-bod who swims fast. She won't apologize, she'll try to explain why we're all fuckwads who don't get…

Have had a similar experience, and it's frustrating. I'd suggest encouraging your friend to be upfront about what she wants, and be clear about her oral performances being for his pleasure, not hers, and if he can't reciprocate a little oral sex and put her pleasure first, imagine what else he won't be able to handle.

Based on the comment highlighted in this piece, Klum knows that she's writing for idiots.

I don't understand what proof there is that he doped? He submitted to hundreds of drug tests. I'm confused by the whole thing. A negative drug test + an allegation that someone saw you dope = guilt?

Who is product managing this? I'd love to see their visio workflow.

Yeah, why are people not humping in April? January is a seriously light month.

Hilarious! This is more like a masturbation how-to video. The banana and the hand were perfectly made one for the other.

Hilarious. I love her quote on the page: "I am at peace with God. Kirk thinks people like me are going to Hell, if I do then at least I'll go well informed and well read."

He's referring to his wife standing in for his female co-star lead in "Fireproof" a 2008 movie. No one got fired, and it was way after GP.

Unfortunately this is not completely true. "Fireproof" was the highest grossing independent film of 2008. This man has the Midas touch and will continue to be relevant as long as he can rake in $33 million on a $500,000 investment. I agree his ideas are useless, but he continues to maintain a relevant space in the…

Oh man, you have to track down one of these "high-end" escorts that all of the medias are talking about and get a first-person account of the RNC from her perspective.

Nice. There's got to be a game here. Linking Patrice within 6 degrees of a Arrested Development quote.

With a friend like Tom Ford, who'd need enemies.

"[These] are worlds that exist with or without our camera there."

He can do all of that, but he cannot comb his hair? Multi-task Franco, come on!

"They're grown-ups, they're allowed to have fun whenever they want! We're kids, we're supposed to be working" - George Michael Bluth