My problem is I have no fucking idea what to do about it.

How Hasselbeck thinks everyone feels about her departure:

What kind of muenster sells listeria-tainted cheese? Hopefully they're fined a lot of cheddar, or even some Brie-f jail time...

I don't understand why so much of this site is dedicated to not only mocking Christians but promoting Satanism.

Conversely, I used my guitar cake pan to create the penis for this nice titty fucking cake I made last month. I think it's some of my best work. I considered posting it on twitter with the hashtag #bucakke, but resisted.

Maybe it's just me, but they still look like penii to my eyes.

Please marry me. We can exchange scissors at the ceremony and then yell at people for giving us gift baskets of marshmallow fluff.

Lance Bass

Nope nope nope. Yes, there's lots of feminist porn out there. No, a story in which Hanna experiments with lesbianism with (Marnie?? the whole group??), only to realize that Adam and his magical cock are what's really important do not qualify as feminist porn. That would be the male gazey, sexist porn.

if only the fashion police could get rid of leggings as pants.blech,so gross!