Are you saying Gawker is the liberal equivalent of inbred nazi rapists? Ouch, man.

Cute aspirations, but I doubt Mr. Luckey will be able to raise as many funds among internet gremlins as the legion of super-rich backing Clinton are able to among their own fans.

Unless you’re Apple. Apple has been resisting court orders to unlock iPhones for several years now.

“Busted,” eh?

This week, we criticize Japanese melodrama for sounding unrealistic.

Save progress to your memory card, then save Rosemary’s guilt trips to your brain.

“With Death Stranding, I’d like to offer the next step, the future of gaming.”

The boy with silver hair looks like he’s been skipping leg day.

If you do not enjoy getting hit by a car, I would not recommend racing games.

And thus we encounter the amorphous, inconsistent nature of the argument for PC gaming.

Possibly because people will complain it looks cheap, which slim models are, and buy an XBox instead.

Yeah. The names sound almost as ridiculuous as Cloud. Or Squall. Or Lightning.

Never understood the hate for Souls controls. All you need to respect is its long buffer window. As long as you don’t mash buttons, you’re fine.

I play every game in first person. I stare at the screen with my own two eyes.

Life.

I was aiming for a non sequitur.

I take it straight. Like my whiskey. Which coincidentally tastes like piss.

Taking the piss? There was no piss in the commercial to begin with. For your sake, I hope you know the difference between the existence and non-existence of something.

Ebert is the same guy who gave his thumbs up to the Fast & Furious movie franchise on grounds that they’re “fun movies.” Roeper nearly fell out of his chair hearing that.

Music appreciation is not attributable purely to nostalgia. If one has played neither Trigger nor Cross, but has an appreciation of music, I would wager that Cross would receive higher praise.