I respectfully decline with the choice of Avengers theme. I cannot see that morsel of a tune living for as nearly as long as the iconic Indiana Jones or Star Wars themes. Unlike the latter two, one cannot divorce the Avengers theme from its movie and expect to transmit an emotion of similar intensity to an uninitiated…

Clearly, it was the first-player side that was glitched.

Does Conan even have a say in that? I would figure that international distribution is decided by the network.

I seriously doubt that. There isn’t much voiced dialogue in Fire Emblem to begin with.

Pro wrestling isn’t known as a soapbox for political correctness, either.

They crowned Zangief the winner even after he missed his green hand link and mashed out a roundhouse. He was that good.

I recommend Conquest on Normal difficulty or Birthright on Lunatic difficulty.

Add the sentence starters “Hell” or “Heck” to that list.

Censorship (here self-censorship) and localization are not mutually exclusive.

Well, they threw baby making into Fire Emblem Fates and that seemed to go over well.

[Y]ou can’t make anyone change.

I admire the willpower. Feeling the creative urge to design your own card game is one thing. Actually creating the hundreds of cards necessary to play it out is something else entirely.

Here you go.

Well, I suppose Inafune could release it broken and patch it later like the AAA game industry. That would make everyone happy, right?

I didn’t know Battleship’s tagline was “Combine Strategy and Luck.” That’s like a petroleum company with the tagline “Combine Gasoline and Matches.”

It’s not a necessity; it’s plain economics.

I always knew that eco-terrorism was not the answer. AVALANCHE should have attacked Shinra’s investors if they truly wanted to topple Shinra.

“The Oculus Rift will retail for five hundred and ninety nine US dollars.”

Hah. I buy games and don’t play them.

Speed runs are great when you want to see a walkthrough but are short on time.