Well, guess what, he’s a piece of shit!

You can when a school superintendent is involved and it’s a football team in Texas.

Given the choice between ceasing their shitty behavior or be labeled shitty people, they choose to change the definition of “shitty” in the official white people dictionary so they conveniently fall outside of it. (See: racism)

And this is a prime example of why the GOP has ceased to be a democratic political party and is now just an insidious fascist cabal.

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

This “Oprah should run for president” has not been a fun joke for me. It has sent my anxiety levels into geosynchronous orbit. My worst nightmare is having to choose between Trump-Pence and Zuckerberg-Clooney in 2020, and this is getting alarmingly close to that. And the shadow of calls to campaign has completely…

The gal I’m stuck watching football with would instead ask what’s on HGTV and why in the hell I hadn’t yet emptied the dishwasher.

And yet Clay Travis and people of his ilk and his followers will blame the drop in ratings on the players’ kneeling, which brings me to this...

Bannon has always struck me as smart as well. A bag of evil cancerous dicks, but smart. But his problem (other than being a Nazi) is he doesn’t just think he’s smart, he thinks he’s a prophetic, visionary genius. And he’s not even close to that. Surround yourself with the failures and half-men who make up the…

On one hand: awesome. On the other hand: I’m a little too exhausted from the work of my own life to take on fixing people who call me a cunt, whether they’re in pain or not. Lots of people in pain don’t call me a cunt. I think I’ll work on helping them.

What I was taught in high school Latin is that we know how elite, Classical Latin was pronounced because we have texts in which people complain about the degradation of the language, and you can backwards infer that if someone is complaining about the vulgar sort using a soft “C” that means that the “correct” think to…

I’m waiting for the part where he returns his salary form last year, since he views the season as such a complete and utter failure. What a fuckwit.

This... it’s posturing for the day that Trump is either gone or goes off the deep end. Then, they can say “Look, we did everything in our power to let people know how bad things were... but because we’re so patriotic we had to stand by our leader that the American people (not us!) picked”.

It is never going to be “rational” for NK to attack. NK is engaging in brinksmanship, promoting the belief that they are willing and able to use nuclear weapons in order to deter others from attacking them. Their intention is to bluff. The only problem is, this time they’re facing someone who is perfectly willing to…

As he gently clasped Tina’s hand to conclude the event, Mike Pence felt a familiar stirring. This feeling was familiar and immediately started his heart racing. He called it The Beast. His hand lingered, his fingers remembering her touch as it withdrew, now hungering for more. Soon came a shock, a rush of blood, a…

I’d tell Mike Pence to go eat a bag of dicks, but I think that deep down he’d really enjoy that.

The only memorial to Confederate soldiers should be “These here boys were traitors to America, let them rot”. Because let us not forget, Confederates are literally unAmerican traitors. Lets make sure that never gets forgotten.

There’s always a few fools who will fight against their own self interests, thinking that if they line up next to their oppressors, they’ll be looked upon kindly and given relief. Isn’t that the entire battle plan of the GOP?

Next, a monument to Africans who captured and sold people into slavery, because, you know, whites are blameless.