Did you read about the golf cart theft ring there? Some of the golden oldies were running a chop shop out of their garages. Customized carts are a big deal I guess & there must be a secondary parts market.

Brokaw once admitted that he listened to Rush Limbaugh every day so he could “get a sense of what America was thinking”. He apparently still has his finger up the rectum on the pulse of America

The first thing they should do is hire this woman to show them how to avoid TSA and sneak on flights! That work would keep her employed and maybe out of trouble.

Came here to say similar. I never watched the show but seriously, at 16 almost all boys are assholes, particularly about sex. They need to be shown better and have things explained to them. If the behavior they see is creepy you bet your behind they will be very creepy.

Perhaps between one of the dozens of “Dump’s voters still back him” stories the NYT runs they could squeeze in more of this sort of liberal propaganda they are so justly famous for. Maybe as an accompanying piece to a reminder that HRC used email and that her husband once received oral sex while President. You know,…

I love how you believe that AD does not get its money from the State.

The NCAA needs to shut down all intercollegiate football and basketball programs now. The NBA and NFL have a mountain of money they can found their own minor leagues and deal with the rapists & goons that seem to pop up in every program all too often.

I had a late 60's Barracuda & it had a huge vacuum gauge, as big as the speedo. But it worked ‘backwards’ and was labeled “Fuel Economy Gauge”. I thought that was the dumbest bit your imagined ones give it a run for its money.

Congress passed a bill that prevented the shutdown of Gitmo or the transfer of detainees to the US under Obama. For 2 years the Dems had control of both Houses & were spineless enough not to rescind that BS.

In case the creep factor was not high enough for you a common trait in Asian features is the ‘double eyelid’, called futaemabuta in Japanese or ssangapul in Korean. The other time you find that is in infants. Most Westerners ‘grow out’ of the feature but about half of all Asians do not.

The B1G has its own network, wanna bet they have been quiet about it also?

ALL athletic departments, not just MSU. There are regularly stories of abuse, sexual, physical and/or physiological out of major universities far too often for them to be considered aberrations. I also refuse to believe they are limited to the 60 or 70 schools a year that get attention.

It does to most people who have read it. It certainly fits the known MO of Keillor, everything else he has said and published indicates it is parody.

I am a part-time vegetarian. Here in Minneapolis a couple has opened a vegan “meat market” They do a lot of interesting things with fake meat. I have found that the stuff falls into clear catagories: Stuff that tastes like what it pretends to be, stuff that tastes good but nothing like what it is supposed to be and…

When Dead Lobster first opened I read that one of their keys to success was that their turnover was less than 40 minutes. To do that they did away with desserts and appetizers. The trade off was that their profit per minute was above average. It was something I had never considered. The convention wisdom was that real…

Having two heads would make doublethink & doublespeak easier

toast me if you want, I having coming, but this is my sick sense of humor: Once you go bison you never go back.

In his defense that “Merry Christmas” thing was a joke. Many people didn’t get it just like they didn’t get his show. I grew up around a lot of Scandinavians & this is their sense of humor.

They did say no in a very understandable way given the BS request. They did this without indicating who it was they were saying no to. The genius outed herself in an effort to send her flying monkey battalion out against the place. It didn’t work, in fact it blew up all over her. That would not have happened if she…

We were stuck in a construction zone and had a jackass swerving in and out, jumping over to the closed section of the road & generally being a jackass. He was finally ahead of a group of cars & really hit the hammer. Just as he did that the car came out of the median, he didn’t wait, he hit the lights before the guy…