Um, is that where they serve the tastiest babies? Or. maybe that's where you catch the scraps that Lord Denton discards out his window?

Good Lord. As I do a couple of times every year, I dashed into GCT and, having missed the train I had hoped to catch, jumped onto another to find out after the doors had closed—Wrong train! Well, at least it was less painful than missing the 1:56 a.m. last-chance special, drunks and all.

Pilot: "Gulfstream 5."

Jack, the NYT did not write that the revealed coordinates of Air Force 1's flight plan were "near [sic] indecipherable by the layman." The Gray Lady reported, "The ministry said the blog contained no explanation of the numbers [italics mine] or images, which would have been largely incomprehensible to a layman."

I wooden want a PC that I had to wax.

I worked for a firm that got some sort of deal and deployed this baby on desks throughout the company. I made a wooden stand so that the screen (and, thus, the entire unit) would be at eye level.

Next time, let's split that cab.

Some families (and entire villages) in Putnam and Dutchess counties and farther upstate have been hit very hard by floods. However, it doesn't count, because they live between Wall Street and the Vermont ski slopes.

Hudson line, Harlem line, or New Haven line? (Sounds like you use Metro-North—I'm betting on either the green or blue line for you.)

The photograph above is an image of the main concourse of Grand Central Terminal of the Metro-North Railroad.

Magnets—how do they work?

I've had that happen a few times, and I think it was either a way to generate good will for the airline or the agent was an anarchist.

It's gonna take a lotta elbow grease to work the tire smirnoff that baby.

I bet the driver won't be stalin the next time.

WWE. You left out wrasslin'.

Giving the NHL third place betrays that you live up north.

What happened to Hasselblad?

Where's my flamethrower?

With a Bowie knife?