@lionel-mandrake: Yes, except Bloomberg would recognize that, without regulation, the economics are all wrong and would be a waste of his gazillions. Increasing rail service efficiency wouldn't necessarily draw consumers away from their cars and airplanes. First, government would have to price those things out of…

@targetmonster: ...and he had to saw it off with one of those plastic serrated knives from the café car.

@katekate is squared: That comment was nice work, K2. I'm jealous. (Great to see you again.)

@The K Gee19: I must admit that I can't readily see how the tumble action kicks in for the rocket in the picture. As a youngster, the tumble-recovery Estes rocket that I built in fact required a motor with a parachute ejection charge. That charge would drive the spent engine partially outside the rear of the rocket's…

@DAULERIO: Handy. Thanks!

@DAULERIO: Handy. Thanks!

If the e-mail account to which we linked our Gawker-Deadspin-whatever account was hijacked and used to send spam, would those spam messages show up in that e-mail account's "sent" folder? (I am trying to figure out how to tell if someone abused my e-mail account, or if the account has been untouched.)

@OMG! A SeaMonster!!!: We don't need no stinkin' parachute—tumble recovery!

@Bring Back BJ: He comments! HE SCORES!

@Zer0OrDie: Sounds like you and Novaload share semicolons.

@cromartie: Martha Stewart? Wait, that was a cookbook.

@Lance Uppercut: Yeah, and STOP BODYSNARKING!!!!!

@Fletch(er): Of course it's not clear to you yet, but don't worry: The thinkpol are on their way! They will cure your mental fallacies and you will join their bulletin board (which, if you haven't already noticed, goes by the name #groupthink).

@etchmiadzin: As a banned commenter non grata at Jezebel (Shouldn't that alone be enough to earn me a star at Deadspin?), oh, yes, I am very much in favor of your suggestion.

No evolving, please. We're British.

"Must. go. faster...go, go, go, go, GO!"

Congratulations to these True Adventurers!

I thought that when you joined the Great Ethernet in the Sky, you didn't need hardware any more.

Hmm, this looks more like street theatre than an obstetrical theatre.

@AwesomeTroll: I dunno; ask Led Zeppelin.