My mom does this too, and it’s bullshit. Yes, the way the telephone works goes both ways, but parent-child relationships do not. And definitely not when a parent is bullshit for a person’s entire life as a minor. You can’t just put your kid on ice until they turn 18 and say “well, you’re an adult now, act like one…

So you side with the person who gave an interview (likely paid) to bash his children for not being a part of their life?

My dad’s been like “well YOU didn’t call either”. What the everloving fuck. You’re the parent and you went away.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

The look of love and pride on Kate’s face as she’s looking at her brother is freaking adorable.

It’s not the children’s job to make things right after a divorce. If he and Goldie had issues, it is their job to overcome them if he wanted to be a father to them.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

Oh noes! Disowned by an insignificant, useless windbag.

I wish Leslie Knope was a real person.

Gods bless Leslie Knope.

i love ben’s face

And isn’t the unspoken purpose of Ladies Night to get the women drunk and easier for the guys to fuck, which gets the guys into the bar? That’s... still not exactly great for us.

Open your guys

No escape from she-ality.

i was laughing until this part:

Caught in a manslide....

Come on guys. Dick-scriminate is right there.

Is this just mantasy?

This is perfect. Like, damn.