Yes. Lachlan is Scottish. Derivative of Lochlann.Not my fave bit of Gaelic, but it is indeed Scottish.

Gytha is my role model although I’m afraid I’m actually one of life’s Magrats.

Lachlan is the non-word I made when I accidentally fell on a Scrabble board

I’m holding out for Gytha.

Hi Joanna,

How are the boys’ names dumb? Every last one of them is a traditional name (thank god - I wasn’t a fan of people naming their boys Jayden and Grayson). Atticus, Asher, Silas and Jude have literary nerd appeal. :) Jasper is a nice Scandinavian name that I’d probably consider for my own offspring.

Esme is the name of Granny Weatherwax and I demand you take your sinful wrongwords back.

Ice and Coco are going to be the best parents. I love them so much. All is love. Yay.

Poor Bill. He must feel so violated.

There will be no comments as most of us do not have the stamina or finger strength to get to replies. So I stopped in the middle, ran to the store, and I am now soaking my sore mousefinger in this.

I mean, the title definitely implies that people watched her jump and then carried on carelessly with their partying, while the article makes it pretty clear that these people had no idea it had happened.

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

You mean he’s pro-empowering child laborers to live their best life.

Not enough urine!

Post-it note??

Once, someone was ordering a LARGE number of coffees or something for their office. Something like $200, and it was going to take a while. I offered to make them a free drink, since they were nice and being patient and stuff like that. BIG MISTAKE, as they took a deep breath, and starting going down the “venti…

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

The coffee story... It fucking amazes me how often people expect ridiculous shit for free. You have to have the imagination and expectations of a young child to read “free small coffee” and think “free complicated coffee based drink.”

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.