Write some letters and tell them how you feel, you CAN'T be the only Mom who has a little girl who is rough on her jeans. Start a petition. Do something! Little girls deserve good jeans too and the company probably just didn't even think about it.

And if the company writes you back saying little girls should be in…

I'm just fed up with patriarchy today on so many kegels (yes, I'm fighting back by inserting random gynocentric words into everything I write).

The computer program? That just was birthed in Da Cloud. Untouched by human intent. But also included penis and dick but not clit nor vagina, magically.

I thought we'd settled on hobby lobby?

Why would apple give a flying fuck what you want to put on your iPad if you are willing to pay for it? For anyone wondering, cunt and twat are out too. Time for a new name for our vags ladies. BTW Vag works. So does muff.

Maybe they meant the mathematical mean. They did assign her a number.

Mean = doesn't pander to the tabs every freaking day.

Sandra Bullock is mean?! WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS, STAR MAG?!

Country wives? Yes, because otherwise these three women have NOTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES ASIDE FROM BEING MARRIED. ergh.

You know it's quite expensive to remove facial moles and that moles like those will scar pretty badly, right?

A month seems like both way too much time to spend living with someone you just met, and not nearly enough time to give a marriage a shot.

At least from the promo several of these participants sound really desperate: "I've been single for 6 months/1 year/2years!" It can be lonely being single but if that's their upper threshold that causes them to commit to this show, it sounds like they may have some issues that need to be worked out.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

My husband and I had to take a very in depth personality quiz before we got married as part of our required church "counseling" and we scored horribly. Like less than 50% compatibility. We've been happily married for 10 years. Those quizzes aren't worth the paper they're printed on. I'd be wary of anyone who uses…

Of course its stupid. But this sort of problem invention is exactly how they got us all wearing deodorant, and women shaving half their bodies.

We had all of these conversations before and they were settled. Back when we were talking about interracial marriage. Which is now considered normal but at the time were perceived as a threat by white bigots.

"A lot of pop stars, not just Spears, probably need a generous helping of autotune. Plus, with digital help or not, I always thought Spears had a unique voice that she didn't get enough credit for. In conclusion: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

I mean, yeah, I buy that nobody is going to be really devastated by this because nobody is a Britney Spears fan on the assumption that she's an exceptional singer or anything but lately it seems like there's this growing backlash to stuff like this that views people thinking that a professional singer should be good…

That was pretty much my reaction, too, and I also found myself dwelling on the sense of disenfranchisement she must have been living with, something that is so common amongst the mentally-ill these days. Even in big urban areas, they often feel cut off from society.

I never understood how anyone could think exercising in a hot room was a good idea - dehydrating yourself doesn't count as aerobic exercise.