Holy shit wait. Are these made up to scare us or are they real. That little girl one made my heart pound when I got to the last paragraph

lololol how about that cuco? cuco didnt let me sleep for a good few years

buahahha we had a similar story in dominican republic.. i just cant remember what the organ was.. and after he was up the stairs he told johnny to open the door

i thought i was the only one. when i was young i refused to wash my entire face. i would lather everything up and around my eyes... there was no way i was closing my eyes in the shower.

you are my hero. i wanted to be lydia but the elaborateness of sewing the costume last minute was too much for me

the enrollment period for my new friends just opened up.

girl.. if you have black hair and are about 5'5 and a size 2/4, im looking for someone to fill in to be my twin and maybe go on a pub crawl tmr.. in the meanwhile, im drinking a liter of yellowtail while wearing last halloween's honey boo boo costume and watching the parade.. so trust me.. no amount of toilet paper…

yeah i know.. but mostly everyone knows them as twins, even the internets as i was searching for costume details to sew.. but the point of my comment was how excited i was for halloween, and now that my friends are being bums about it, im not so much now (firstworldproblems)

i was really super excited about halloween. I even sat down to sew my costume x2. (The grady twins from the shining).. but now my friends are all being wishy washy and now im just like...

thats exactly how i read it

HAHAHHHAHHA just yesterday i was telling my boyfriend, how my mom wanted to give me a quincea~era and i instead asked for money.. boy how i wish i had the quincea~era party

omg yesss.... i was gonna snapshot this same thing..but then i scrolled down and saw almost everyone was on the same page before me

oh yeah because the radar on married men, who hide their wedding rings and wives, is so like you know, on point. we can smell that shit from so far away but like you know.. choose to ignore it...

not to change the subject here guys.. but jack osbourne and that tweet.. <3

dominican here too. i always wanted to dress like pocahontas, mostly because 8/10 people i meet will say hey.. you kind of look like pocahontas.. and im all for shits and giggles.. but then the last thing i want to be is insensitive to another culture.. even though mine/ours also had indigenous people.

on a lighter note

I'm dominican also. raised in both NY and DR. After I decided to let my relaxer out, dominican salon girls would insist that I relax my hair because it's harder to work with pelo malo, which by the way is a jumbo of semi tight curls and loose curls.

is it just me or that episode where Mellie was drunk and basically bitch slapped Fritz with her moonshine monologue was pretty damn satisfying.