love me some weights. big fan of the deadlifts and free weights, although i've never been bothered and maybe its the gym i used to belong to, but guys would kindly do something else. I've never had anyone really wait in line to use whatever I was using. Just people coming up to comment me on my crazy weird black milk…

holy shit. this

at first i had this snarky remark for Bar.. but then.. i just can't. I have people in my life and still feel the same way she does.

you are nothing but pure awesome in my book

when i went to high school in the DR i found it very strange when teachers referred to you by your paternal and maternal name. Up until then I had no association to my mom's maiden name. Now I'm so used to it that I frequently use either/or.. Both (last names) are such a part of me that I cant think of changing them…

well.. i have been dreaming of getting more blog hits. maybe ill take a pro selfie of myself at my sewing machine and then talk about how i have 2 jobs and still sew.. so look at me with my plate full and like why cant anyone else do what they love on the side? (LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT MEEEEHHHHHH) <— this is what…

ive moved on to the originals... i just cant take elena.. i mean katherine.. i mean elena whine one more time.

second in line after reboundstudent

until you're skinny and then get snarky remarks like "eat a hamburger" and then you want to smack them in the face.

i once had a cashmere sweater and fucked it up badly because i had no idea it was cashmere and put it in the washing machine after a night of too much booze.

ugh

i like my bras to be slightly padded because i dont like walking around looking like it just got cold in the room

for a photoshoot i once discovered that with black eye shadow you could contour your nose. that for me was a revelation.. this however.. this sorcery i wish to learn.

The older i get the more I can't stand 4 inch heels. They were easy breezy when I was like 23.. Now not so much.

im gonna make mine a gluten/dairy free engagement pumpkin pie.. or two..or 50..100...

Is it just me or does anyone else's arm almost cramp up when giving your guy a handjob?

im not crying...

allow me to deviate from the important topics of miley and sinead and instead comment on kristen bell.. is this her post baby body?

why is it so dusty in here?