im sorry. i just had the bad case of the giggles. emperor bed. genius.

gold

i caught myself mimicking some gyrating motions in my sleep the other day, while having a sexy time dream.. luckily my boyfriend sleeping next to me didn't notice.

im pretty certain this one time (not at band camp) my then boyfriend faked it. that condom was empty and not broken

so basically he just said my mom has a dick between her legs for being head of the accountant department .. because there is no way women are good at accounting..

never trust a man with duck face

this one time at band camp...

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he agrees with the manly advice of Melissa Gorga's husband.

Daddy is a little disgusting.
did we time travel back to the 50's?

my dream is to be their costume designer/maker .. a girl can dream

But yet Alisson looked really great and healthy at the awards.. padding under her dress eh?

I refuse to share a birthday with this dimwit : http://i.imgur.com/s5YiAqk.jpg

P.S. .. im going to wait patiently here until we all realized we were trolled and this list was a "just kidding moment"

he wrote this crap on the last of my 20's birthday...

my cat, who just wants to always be left alone, wouldn't leave my side when I came home early with bad cramps. Laid on the couch and she sat there in front of me watching me. Moved to my bed and she followed along and propped herself next to me. Followed me everywhere until I started feeling better.. and then she was…

zomg.. this was exactly what came to my mind when i read the headline...

where do i sign up for this douchebagery of a man

that gif.

i have a very dear friend who got shitfaced at a wedding and ended up making a scene and then sleeping it off on the open lawn.

what do you expect from a place that writes craigslist ads like this -> http://jezebel.com/5982574/of-cou…