Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

I think to become president/first lady, you basically have to be a Slytherin. Even morons like GWB. There were dumb Slytherins, they just attached themselves to smarter people and got power that way.

Michelle plays the long game. That woman thinks weeks and months in advance. You’re thinking about your lunch, she’s thinking about dinner next year. She’d be a fiend as a con, we’re lucky she’s chosen to use her skills for good.

So although far from a shade expert, I try to educate the people as best I can. This week a Facebook friend posted something about Tim Kaine throwing shade at Mike Pence (it was nothing close to shade). I commented explaining why this was not, in fact, shade. And she ERASED my comment.

Back in the Blockbuster days, my mom picked some random movie we’d never heard of and then I sat down to watch it with Mom, Dad, big sis, and big sissy’s bff. The movie was Quills, about the Marquis de Sade.
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We told mom she wasn’t allowed to pick the movies anymore.

Yes, my heart breaks for the PTSD suffered by the rapist who got caught, convicted, and was punished with a slap on the wrist.

Feel free to dismiss the rape apologist if you’d like!

Thank you for articulating my thoughts. I am very conflicted about all of this because I’m certainly not pro child molester but these people have done their time as required under our justice system.

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?

“Taking Charge of your Fertility” should be mandatory reading for every woman in entire world. I couldn’t believe how little they actually teach us — and I took biology in college — about our bodies until I read it. It’s a very easy read but extremely thorough, and nothing like those dumb ‘Your First Period” books…

CONGRATULATIONS!! And this is literally the only time i ever heard of anything like this happening EVER, and tons of babies are born every single day.

I live on a reservation and I have to go off the reservation to get to Pokestops and gyms. I finally found the one gym in my town while the town off the reservation has at least four or five. I still walk around my community to find Pokemon.

I’m part of a quite a few blerdgirl collectives and folks are soooo freaking tired of the lame ass excuses for the lack of a spectrum of options when customizing. My phenotype isn’t a fucking outlier. Brown skin, brown eyes and dark curly hair isn’t RARE, so what gives?

I really liked it! Let’s be friends. Was SO happy to see Hermione at full badass, and Ron relegated to background comic relief.

I feel as though I alone really loved The Cursed Child. I recognize it isn’t perfect (and I’m sure the flaws will be more glaring during rereads) but it was so FUN. I can’t wait to see it on the stage. By the way, the role of Hermione is such a meaty role, she was always such a complex and fleshed-out character but I…

The rainforest of the sea foundation is the BEST. I echo that it’s the only foundation that I’ve ever liked. The new tartest mascara is awesome and I get major compliments every time I wear their lip paint in frenemy.

The rainforest of the sea foundation is the BEST. I echo that it’s the only foundation that I’ve ever liked. The new…

Congratulations! I hope the next 32 weeks are by the book boring, your labor is as quick and painless as possible, and your baby is as perfect as they come.

This. A woman of color has lost her right to vote because she miscarried? That’s bullshit.