I was always told that... well, hell, have you ever seen the Chick tract “Why Is Mary Crying?” It’s all about how Catholics are going to hell because the tradition of worshipping Mary is really a holdover from pagan goddess-worship cults and it hurts Mary deeply to know that they are going to hell in her name. Yes, my…

My five-year-old son just came into the room to check on me, I was choking so hard from laughter.

Oh, Jesus. Every time I think I can breathe normally and proceed to the next post, I surprise myself by cackling at this again.

Yeah. I grew up Pentecostal and was convinced that Catholics were secret devil-worshipping pagans because Mary.

From everything I’ve heard among the Quiverfull young folks, she was horny as hell.

I really think she was just dying to have some measure of privacy and independence, and to finally get to have sex.

Nothing in Houston. Really?

I had a late term abortion (20wks 6days). It took three days. Clinic visits the first two, to insert laminaria— which was painful and I had to be sedated for the 2nd day, then the third day you stayed at the clinic all day. It was agonizing. I have been through natural childbirth, and the procedure was more painful. I…

Oh, and it doesn't feel like suction to me. It really does feel like someone sucking on your clit, it doesn't create a suction-cup vacuum feeling, of that makes sense.

It does vibrate, though. That's just not the central feature.

It’s worth it. I was despairing of ever finding a sex toy I liked as much as my old-school Wahl coil that, after 15 years, finally gave up the ghost. The new Wahl coils are completely weak. Anyway, this particular item has a perfect balance of vibration and a rhythmic sucking (though NOT suctioning) sensation.

I have it in blue. It's fantastic. Seriously. I do not regret buying it.

The first one was not likely done by a five-year-old without significant assistance. The fine motor control is too great. The second picture is more in line with the developmental age.

I was 13 and suffering with some teenaged acne— nothing abnormal or cystic. My father was a narcissist and a mean drunk. He peered at my face and wrinkled up his nose in disgust, “You look like a goddamn pimple factory.”

You can add WV, too. My home state. I am really fucking ashamed.

My kid, while playing by himself, beatboxes the Imperial March. It’s hilarious.

Yes.

I have 158 students. I teach 7th grade English/ESL, which means I am the only middle school teacher responsible for two standardized tests— Reading and Writing. On top of that, I have a mountain of non-instructional duties, because reading/language arts teachers always do. And I’m breaking. I am a single parent of a…

The Texas Miracle. Yup.

They were likely prohibited by state law for paying the cost. In Texas, where I teach, they would be.