New Escape and Explorer are coming in like a year, keep your goddamn pants on...

Dave Berry was funny 15 years ago though. These hot takes on complex business decisions are just shitty.

God that last panel is so painfully shopped.

Mark Reuss, that you?

Oh must be fun to live in your fantasy world

Well he’s a Chevy fan, so whiny entitled douchedom comes naturally.

America is getting a RWD ST vehicle. Let that sink in.

This is what I have on my SVT Lightning and I love it.

I’m only speaking for my Model 3

They’re not that bad. The only thing to fall off in my Model 3 is the rear view mirror.

Well, there’s also the fact that no one sells “proper wagons” anymore. But whatever.

Hey guys, hot take incoming! A base CUV has more body roll than a small hot hatch! Stop the presses! Aging Boomers/GenXers everywhere clutch their pearls in horror at the thought that they will have subpar body roll during their 9/10ths commute along the Nurburgring!

Is either one functional?

Nice strawman you got there

SuperCab XL 4x2 with box delete

Were you guys not privy to the price sheet? That exists now as well.

The second one. No bed so you can install your own thing (like a plate glass cradle, cargo box, tool chest, etc)

Am I the only one that thinks the Z8 is ugly?

Yeah, most FCA dealers are lucky if they can even perform recalls on FCA products

What if you’re buying a Corvette? Jorts are mandatory then