This is what we get for neglecting infrastructure for decades. People need long travel suspension just to keep their kidneys from being pureed during the morning commute.

Or maybe it shows who has the most up-to-date platform and who doesn’t. The Explorer platform is from like... 2012ish? The top 3 in this test are all brand brand new.

Hey Dominos, please do this in Detroit. I’ll eat your wonderful pizza every single day.

Building military equipment, of course.

If there’s anyone that knows about rock bottom, it’s Trump supporters. Keep digging, fool.

More like Porsche Trashcan, amiright

In other words, skiing and dogs are fun. This car simply does not prevent you from having fun activities.

And you want him to move laterally in the fun scale?

In what world is that thing fun?

They stopped selling cars in the United States. Still sell them in Europe, the continent that also still appreciates racing.

They took the grill from a Mini Countryman

Motorcycles. Or a Honda Civic CRX HF.

Did a high level FCA presentation seriously make the gaffe “ICE engine” within the first five minutes?

Good thing someone else’s choice in beverage doesn’t impact your own

And you’re a pretty well-fed troll

Then we dance around with underwear on our head and smear feces on the walls, because that makes about as much sense as your post.

They could take photos of present day WV and stitch them into the game to have photo realistic graphics of a war torn post-apocalyptic hellscape. Pretty smart decision, IMO.

NRATV is my bet.

I don’t know how my 240SX convertible story didn’t make the cut. I nearly died, and I can’t even get mentioned in a Jalopnik article? What was the point of living!

The earth IS already FLAT duh!!!!!!!