Nah. Georgians don't tend to be terroristic lunatics. It's the geographical proximity to places like Dagestan and Chechenya that should concern you. They have serious "gripes" down there.

Judge: Mr. Dershowitz, explain again why you had your junior associate strike Mr. Clement with a briefcase?

What a catastrophe

Before anyone thinks that I'm the Doug in question, rest assured that I don't know how to read.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

Dat Joker mask @_@

I love this - if only for the crazy free agent market for kickers that would pop up. Prater/Janikowski, etc. could be worth $15m/year under those rules.

Since the NFL is inextricably tied to gambling whether they want to admit it or not, let's put a little more gambling into the game. Let teams have the option of kicking a 30 yard PAT for one point, move it back to 45 for 2 points, and then 55 yards for 3 points.

Never seen a vagina like that before. Now I know why I'm not a football player

"It Stinks!"

"I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."

"DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ME, ICE CREAM!!!"

"DAMMIT WEEZY!"

"Try me Rommel, the Panzer is the weakest receiver in the league."

Mr. Peabody, take your weak science nerd schtick out of here. I'm the true genius.
—Sherman

"YOU BRING A SORRY ANTICOMPETITIVE TRUST, I'M GONNA SHUT IT DOWN FOR YOU."

-John Sherman

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."